& all I loved, I loved alone.

on my induction day at uni there was this kid that me and josephine was joking with and i joked he looked like Ed Sheeran, this was when I only had a vague idea of what he looked like, and the boy was actually called Ed

I’ve just seen Ed Sheerans new video and seen what he actually looks like at the end

Im a bit worried I took the piss out Ed Sheeran to his face

Gunna Be In Uniform BEFORE YOU KNOW IT

lotusxxknight:

matelotage:

Reasons being short is good:

• You can wear ridiculously high heels and it’s cool
• It takes less time to iron trousers
• You can hide in small spaces when being chased by murderers
• If you fall you’re already close to the ground
• You don’t hit your head on low hanging signs/door frames
• More legroom in cars and planes
• The Hobbits would accept you as one of their own

I love you

also there is less leg to shave

la senza and ann summers are doing nothing for me right now