March 2011
66 posts
BOOKED MY DRIVING TEST
YEAH
My Mum Is A Nurse, And Theres This Patient Whos Stalking Her Abit.
He Was Talking To Another Nurse About Her Saying About How Much He Knows About Her, He Said He Knew Her Husband Was Killed In Afghanistan.
Her Husband Was Killed In Afghanistan.
Oh My God. Hilarious.
My Dad. In Afghanistan. Yeah, Okay, Just While He Was Chilling In America, Doing Nothing Life Threatening.
Irony Is He Did Die From Doing Nothing Life Threatening!
OWH
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Watching That Program Called Katie: My Beautiful Friends
Its So Sad. :(
Was Round Sams Today.
He got a text from this kid called Matt from his school.
This text was a picture of me.
Ive never met him before, nor does he have me on facebook.
Odd.
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IM SO HUNGRY
I Want KFC So Bad.
crycrycrycry
Downloaded Babe 1+2
THEY DONT WORK
MY ENTIRE LIFE IS RUINED
when you go to a pub in debden and everyone who lives in and around loughton is in there
i think there were about 2 legal customers in there
i was about 4 stone heavier than everyone in there
and so underdressed
oh my life
Not To Pat Myself On The Back Or Anything
BUT MY HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW
I WOULD FULLY HAVE SEX WITH IT
might have to kill myself a bit
bad mood
had a sunbed today
unknowingly got on the higher watt one
my back is burnt
ive never burnt before
GET ME THE AFTERSUN
Are you a beautiful hitler ?
None of the people im planning to kill to my knowledge are jewish.
How ever far away
I will always love you
However long I stay
I will always love you
Whatever words I say
I will always love you
Oh Adele you babe
was in a horrid mood
sam came round
it was great
good mood now
Planning Mass Genocide.
Im In Such A Bad Mood I Might Just Get A Gun And Shoot Everyone With It
Hate Everything/Everyone
So
Fucking
Much
Right Now
